The Selena Gomez Puzzle

Selena Gomez

Selena and Bieber?

Gomez began her acting career at age seven, playing Gianna on Barney & Friends.

Bieber began recording his second album in July 2010 in New York City. At this point, because of puberty, his voice was deeper than it was when he recorded his first album. The singer discussing his vocals remarked, "It cracks. Like every teenage boy, I'm dealing with it.”

Ha.

Selena Gomez bikini pictures.

Things Selena Gomez does:

Got involved in the UR Votes campaign for teens to learn more about the 2008 presidential candidates. They can’t vote and have no say in politics, but hey.

Doofus boyfriend

She is the ambassador of DoSomething.org after being involved with the charity Island Dog, which help dogs in Puerto Rico.

Okay, enough said. Anyone with a heart for wayward dogs is okay by me. So her boyfriend’s a doofus. So what.

Gomez is also involved with the charity RAISE Hope For Congo, an initiative of the Enough Project, which helps raise awareness about conflict minerals and violence against Congolese women.

Okay. We get it. Awesome lady.

Selena Gomez bikini pictures.

Things Justin Bieber does:

…uh…

Continuing with Boober:

Bieber’s performances were for talent shows and friends, and were uploaded by Mallette, his mother, to YouTube. Scooter Braun, a marketing exec, saw one of his videos while poofing around on the internet.

No Jew Men: sassy Bieber

Impressed, Braun tracked down the theater Bieber was performing in, located Bieber's school, and finally contacted Mallette. Mallette was reluctant because of Braun's Jewish religion; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label! ... you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?" -Wikipedia

Pics of the Sexy Bastard

in Brazil with Selena

Getting juiced to make Selena look better

Selena Gomez bikini pictures.

Asked whether a person should wait until marriage to have sex, Bieber responded, "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them."- Wikipedia

Asked whether he loves Selena Gomez, he said, “Look at dat stuff. What you think I’m going to say yo?” –My Second Wish

The conundrum

You know what all this was don’t you? Just a lead-in for Selena Gomez bikini pictures. And I guess, to mystify oneself over the conundrum of that which is Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

Selena Gomez bikini pictures.

But wait! We can't go without a few pix of Justin Bieber... oh, right. I guess we can. Well let's just fill in this spot with a few more Selena Gomez pix then. *cough* Selena Gomez upskirt *cough*